i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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