i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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