Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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