he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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