i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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