Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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