Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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