I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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