I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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