Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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