Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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