Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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