I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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