She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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