I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
did i walk over a car last night?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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