You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Why is your signature on my underwear?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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