Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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