You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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