that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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