Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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