when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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