Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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