WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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