Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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