so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
honey bunches of taint.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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