Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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