do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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