You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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