He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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