Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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