You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think I am morally bankrupt
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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