you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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