so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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