winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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