the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
