It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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