Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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