he puts the penis in happiness.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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