For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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