The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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