hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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