The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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