I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This is my gift to your gina
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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