goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
wow bdsm is so cute
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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