my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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