You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?