big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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