Dual....:-)
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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