Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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