Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?