Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..