Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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