You surviving the open bar?
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.