Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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