just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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