thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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