She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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