drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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