(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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