I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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