Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
